Lycra dresses... the downfall of women

This is specifically dedicated to the northeastern section of America. Lycra dresses are the worst idea ever, no one regardless of how thin they think they are should ever wear one. The problem is not with the women it's really with the dress. Lets start with Lycra, its as unnatural as its name leads it to be. It's a chemically created fabric that is created to suck you in. I'm all for sucking it in to look a little thin, but when it's in dress form 3 key issues are presented:

1. It rides up, and pulling a dress up and/or down all night is not cute.

2. While it sucks in parts of you, it's bumping out others (ex: legs, arms, flattening your chest)

3. It's a hot, which means you will sweat more (no ladies you don't glisten)

Basically we all need to remember that while yes Lady GaGa looks uber-fabulous in her tight little mini-dress, and it looks sooooooooo adorable when we try it on (which it does), we need to remember that it will not stay cute so we must resists.