The fall downs of the drunk text.

Everyone does it. You just need to be honest and admit it. But you also really need to stop it...seriously. No one thinks its cute to be woken up at 4 am with a text that says... " I juzz wanna to get to know you betta." If you wanted to get to know me, please start with the small fact that I might have a job and need to get up early, or want to sleep. Also, if you're trying to impress a girl, don't send her corny pick up lines. "Are you from the north, because baby I want you to whoop my ass" is also not a good one. Lets just stick with don't text before the third date. While this may seem like common knowledge to you, to many it's clearly not. Ladies (classy ones) also really appreciate calls over texts. If you text someone, they usually don't understand the inflection of your tone, so somethings may not come out completely understood.

So here's the bottom line ladies and gentlemen; once 12 am comes around, or your 3rd drink of the night, turn the cell phone off. You'll thank me in the morning.